1. fred
   Member

   One item that is conspicuous by its absence is the male disease "Priapism" the condition of being PERMANENTLY ERECT, at first sight this appears to be a disease that men would be queuing up to get.

   However, upon further investigation, there are certain symptoms that are somewhat off-putting to say the least.

   Granted the patient is in what appears to be a permanent state of arousal, however he is also in a permanent sate of excruciating PAIN in the genitalia. The penis becomes inflamed, and EXTREMELY tender to the touch. The scrotum also becomes inflamed, and the slightest touch feels as if you have been attacked with a blow torch.

   So you guys out there be VERY careful this is one disease you definitely DON'T want to catch

   Posted 3 years ago #

2. workharder
   Member

   Thanks for ruining one of my favorite dreams
   I still think the commercials for enhancement products that warn of priapism are funny-
   "Call your doctor immediately if you experience an erection lasting 24 hours or longer"
   I think I'll be calling the numbers in the back of the paper first, should this happen to me

   Posted 3 years ago #

3. silver tongue
   Member

   Trust me folks "Funny" is one thing that Priapism AINT. I haven't had myself, thank the lord, but as is frequently the case, I know someone who has. and fun is definitely NOT the word he ever used to describe it, not unless you had a VERY different definition of the word. From his description of the symptoms this is one disease I will give 1000% effort to AVOIDING.

   Call me strange call me picky, call me fussy, but I find ZERO enjoyment in the sensation of my scrotum being attacked with a blow torch. Thanks but NO thanks folks.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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